Yes. E-mail surveys. You open up a piece of mail and there lies a group of questions bound to open your mind and touch your heart. Or maybe not. I just think it's a shame that all my nice, thoughtful answers go to waste. Therefore, I have decided to put them here, seeing as how I only send my answers back to the one who send me the survey, not wanting to clog other people's mailboxes with rubbish. Presenting my wit and wisdom...