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Survey Five - as filled out by Zoe O'Brien

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Here's the drill: Copy the entire e-mail and paste it onto a new email that you will send. Change all the answers from the ones below (my answers) so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know including the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you (me)! You never know what you'll learn! (Do this all at once, without thinking about your answers for a long time.)

What time is it: Time is too warped here to tell

Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Citizen X

Nicknames: The Biscotti Queen, That Thin Chick With The Really Long Hair

Parents' names: Bonnie & Clyde

Siblings: Are those like saplings but in bush form?

Number of candles on your last birthday cake: There was cake?!!! No one told me!!

Date that you regularly blow them out: Snuff em out, you mean. With my fist.

Pets: a variable number of cats, 3 rats, a multitude of dust mites

Eye colour: clear, I can see right through them

Hair colour: cedar bark

Piercing: stare of highly intelligent curiosity!

Tattoos: How about scars? I got some of those...okay, this one is from being hit with the jagged edge on a plastic wrap box, this one is from my surgery when I staying in hospital for 5 days, this one is from when an incompentant doctor jabbed a mole off my leg and removed the stiches too early because he was going on vacation, this one...

How much do you love your job : Am I supposed to have one of those? Hmm, maybe I lost it under my bed with my hair brush...

Birthplace: over 3 days of labour I've been told

Current residence: Is too small.

Favourite Colour: #CC9966

Chips or Pretzels: Tortillas

Been toilet papering: Why would anyone wrap up a toilet?

Been toilet papered: What do I look like, a mummy? Well, I ain't your mummy!

Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Yes, but I had to quit accompanying him to riots with so much tear gas.

Been in a car crash: Not really, if I did I'd have some money right now instead of eating cheese and lentils all the time

Croutons or bacon bits: cat hair, I mean it's all over everything I own already, right?

Doors on car: naw, we don't need them, rip 'em off

Coffee or ice cream: I've got 5 fillings. Neither is a good option.

Blanket or stuffed Animal: Okay, you get a giant stuffed Tauntaun, you cut it open, pull out some stuffing, and sleeping inside.

Dumper or dumpee: Going to dump costs too much, I just burn my garbage in the fireplace.

Salad dressing: Jolly Rancher Dressing

Colour of socks: They're in my shoes so what does it matter?

Place to be kissed: In front of the wall with all the bullet holes.

Favourite Movie: the one about buying overpriced popcorn and drinks in the lobby

Quote from a movie/TV show: "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Yoda

Foods: Protein, Fats, Carbos, Sugars, Fibre, artificial vanilla flavour

Day of the Week: Laundry day, but that's only once a month, hmm...

TV Show: X-Files before it all went down hill, I can't wait until they reveal that Scully's baby is Frohike's in season 9

Toothpaste: powdered diamonds and sapphires

Restaurant: Chan's Italian Perogy & Spanish Waffle Buffet

Flowers: Skunk Cabbage

Least Favourite Thing: Son of the Thing

Sport: Butter Knife Throwing

Fast food restaurant: Cato's House of Catapulted Chicken

When was your last hospital visit: They won't let me visit anymore, they said I was upsetting the patients

Favourite drink: Aqua cocktail : 2 parts Hydrogen, 1 part Oxygen

How many times did you fail your permit and/or drivers test: Who cares about that, how about how many times I looked liked a jaundiced drugged zombie thru no fault of my own in my license photo?!

What do you think of Ouija boards: I think they should get out of my way before I put 'em in a wood chipper! Just like in "Fargo"!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: blurry

Last person you got e-mail from before this: Those fiendish junk mail trolls

Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Thinking too much in a non-thinking zone

Which store would you choose to max your credit out on: Spatula Warehouse

What do you do when you are bored: Pick holes in the fabric of space and time

What words or phrases do you overuse: "I can't breath", "I must be allergic to this", "My head hurts", "My back hurts", "Where's my hairbrush", "Who's tea is this?", "Yes, I'm waking up", "Change the channel"...what, is total honesty a bit too much?

Friends who live farthest away: The Klingon Empire

Best things: The things that are left unsaid, things under my bed, things we said today, and shiny things.

Who will respond to this fastest: The light particles bouncing off this screen into my eyes.

Who is least likely to respond at all: most fingerless creatures


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