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Change all the answers that apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you. You never know what you will learn!
1. What time is it? Time to change the air freshener by the looks of things.
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: In black type
3. Nicknames: Your Imperial Majesty, O Moon of My Delight, Groucho
4. Parents' names: Genetic Source A, Genetic Source B
5. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 1 but it was a Roman Candle
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: Who would be stupid enough to blow out a Roman Candle?
7. Pets: My firebreathing lizard steed
8. Height: legendary
9. Eye color: bloodshot
10. Hair color: corroded
11. Piercings: 3. One in each earlobe and one in the left eardrum.
12. Tattoos: barcode on the end of my nose
13. How much do you love your job? This much!
14. Birthplace: A bloody mess
15. Hometown: Lost Isle of Atlantis
16. Current residence: Cubically contained blackhole
17. Had the drink Calypso Breeze? Is this some kind of come on?
18. Been in love before? I will always be in love with pizza.
19. Been to Africa? Africa Hair Salon? Yeah, the cornrows were a mistake.
20. Been toilet-papering? For hygiene's sake everyone should.
21. Been drunk? No, I'm not fluid enough.
22. Been toilet-papered? See number 20.
23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes. Onions.
24. Been in a car accident? No, but I did cause one with my telekinetic powers.
25. Croutons or bacon bits? Futons.
26. 2 door or 4 door(on a car)? No doors, just hop out the window. Yeehaw!
27. Sprite or 7-Up? Spite or 7UpYours, drinks for the cranky.
28. Coffee or coffee ice cream? Coffee made from ice cream.
29. Blanket or stuffed animal? Blanket made from stuffed animals.
What is you favorite...
30. ...number? Morphine.
32. ...Movie? Them moving pictures scare me
33. ...Holiday? Pancake Day
34. ...Foods? Hospital Pudding
35. ...Day of the week? Sathursday
36. ...TV shows? The show with the coloured bars and piercing noise.
37. ... word or phrase? Beluga. Say it with me, Beluuuuuga!
38. ... toothpaste? Vim
39. ... flower? Whole wheat
40. ... alcoholic drink? fruit juice that's been left out
41. ... sport to watch? walrus wrestling
42. ... type of ice? 300 lb icicle hanging from a Moscow apartment balcony
43. ... Sesame Street character? Vinny the Hitman
44. ... Disney or Warner Bros.? Mickey the Rat
45. ... fast food restaurant? Slop-In-A-Second
Random Questions:
46. When was your last hospital visit? Yesterday when I removed a patient's sense of imagination
47. Favorite drink? Vanilla Extract
48. What color is your bedroom carpet? I can't see it under the clothes
49. What was the name of your childhood blanket? Schockers (electric and faulty)
50. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Driver's License test? For motor vehicle or intergalactic lightweight cruiser?
51. Who is the last person you got mail from before this one? Some Australian.
52. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? The Dollar Store.
53. What do you do most often when you are bored? Flex my synapses.
54. Name a person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away from you. That fella on the UFO.
55. Most annoying thing is : being asked questions
56. Your bedtime? Sunrise to avoid the rays of the sun.
57. Who will respond to this the fastest? Someone with too much time on their hands.
58. Who is the person least likely to respond? Someone in a coma.
60. What time is it now? Time for a nap.