Here's what you're supposed to do.....copy this ENTIRE email and CHANGE all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send it to everyone you know - INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. You should get a lot of emails back and learn a lot about your friends that you never knew before. So, take a few minutes out of your busy life to do this...it's fun!

1. FULL NAME - Oh Great Wise One
2. NICK NAME - Hey, you can't eat in here!
3. BIRTHPLACE - Cloning Tub #0985-BZ9
4. HOMETOWN - Zarkonopolis 85
5. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS - Cat hair
6. FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING - socks
7. DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOL - only when driving
8. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK - Margarita Thatcher
9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANYTHING SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM YOUR BODY - frontal lobe
10. FAVORITE SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER - Beans & Toast
11. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING - Sheep dipping?
12. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET - They're too small to get into
13. BEST FRIENDS ONLINE - electrons
14. ONE PILLOW OR TWO OR MORE - I sleep on a slab of Jello
15. WHAT PETS DO YOU HAVE - 1 rat, 3 cats, and a swarm of dust mites.
16. FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC - the kind I can hear
17. DREAM CAR - flying carpet or Dracula's Cadillac
18. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU OWN NOW - a bus pass
19. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR - a Hot Wheels General Lee
20. FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE - Raw sugar
21. FAVORITE FOOD - carbohydrate/protein blend
22. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS - Get lost.
23. FAVORITE PLACE TO VISIT - La La Land
24. FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR - Helium
25. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK - melted butter
26. FAVORITE FAMILY GAME TO PLAY - screaming
27. A BAD TIME OF DAY FOR YOU IS - when I'm awake
28. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY - REM Dreamtime
29. FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR - anytime the Earth doesn't fall out of orbit
30. ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK - Steel toed jungle boots
31. FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE - Marmalade
32. FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL - social rejection
33. LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL - anything involving exercise or math
34. FAVORITE MOVIE - Why You Shouldn't Drive Into Trains
35. FAVORITE BOOK(S) - Phonebook, First Aid Manual
36. IS THERE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU - My superior otherworldly intellect
37. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU - He lives in a better climate than me.
38. PERSON(S) YOU SEND THIS TO WHO WILL LEAST LIKELY RESPOND - Those I don't send it to.
39. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO WILL MOST LIKELY RESPOND - Sendmail program