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My survey - created by Zoe O'Brien

This may come back to haunt me SCTV reruns.

Here's a wonderful new way to meet new friends! Just answer the questions below and send them ten undeserving people who will then answer the questions themselves and send it to ten more useless people! The possibilities are endless, just like the pain itself! Answer honestly and as truthfully as possible. Good luck!

The Amazing Questions List

How were you born?

Which street sign would you prefer to be?

When was the last time you threw up?

What's your favourite colour of squash?

What do you usually do when someone hits you in the stomach?

Which would you prefer to infest your home, rats or cockroaches?

How drunk is drunk enough?

Given the choice, would you rather trip and have you nose torn from your face or trip and shatter your pelvis?

How many roads must a man walk down? Before you can call him a man?

How many marbles can you fit in your mouth? What if they were on fire? What if they were really big?

What would you name a pet hampster if he'd already died before you named him?

Who is your favourite dead puppet?

If you were three inches tall, which restaurant would you go to?

Would you rather have a mouthful of bleach or a mouthful of tar?

Have you ever had an imaginary friend ? That beat the crap out of you? Did you tell your parents?

Would you rather be buried in a plastic bag or a cardboard box?

If you had an infectious disease, who would you like to give it to first?

If you were born a fish, what kind of job would you have?

What do you like to see in a member of the opposite sex who wants to kill you?

What kind of tree leaf tastes best?

Who wrote the book of love?

Have you ever wished you were a pastry?

List your three favourite tissues.

Who would be better suited to exploring Mars : punks or hippies?

If today was the last day on earth, which one of the Spice Girls would you elect Pope?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if he had a severe rash and was wearing a kilt?

If broccoli spoke, how would it affect you?

Drinking water : mud puddle or dog dish?

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, does it still taste like chicken?

What would taste better, a marshmallow covered hotdog or a hotdog covered marshmallow?

Do you know what I want, what I really really want?

If you grew a tail, what kind of tail would it be?

What colour of pantyhose would you wear to a robbery?

If a train is travelling to Chicago at a rate of 120mph hour, would it be wise to stick your bottom out the window?

Name three historical figures who were actually space aliens.

Would you rather be naked for the rest of your life or hairless but dressed?

War. What is it good for?

If you gave birth to a nuclear mutant caterpillar baby, would you send him to kindergarten or wait until first grade?

Name an occasion where you have wished you were stuffed corpse.

Should McDonald' s go forward with their plans for a McHairball Sandwhich?

Is it unusual to loved by anyone? What if you're Tom Jones?

When operating on internal organs, do you eat the red ones last?

If there was an earthquake and you were in a grocery store, what would you do? What if you were trapped in there for days?

Should vegetarians eat animal cookies even if they contain no meat?

Is it possible that Luke, Leia, and Han were triplets?

Have you ever wished they'd make a suit that looked like a sleeping bag?

If space travel were possible during the early 80's, would the A-Team van be a rocketship or a flyingsaucer? Would Mr.T be prone to spacesickness?

If spinach Pop-Tarts were invented, would you feed them to a dog? What about a cat?

Would you eat a cup of gravel to win a million dollars?

What's love got to do with it?

Thank you for answering these questions. May you have a safe and pleasant journey back to Beta Zarkon 6.