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Altered Lyrics : Smashing Pumpkins
All altered lyrics by Zoe O'Brien zobrien@rocketmail.com

Buffets And Muttering Things
(Bullet With Butterfly Wings from Melancollie and the Infinite Sadness)

I got so tired of this song. Picture Billy Corgan at 75 rockin' this version out...when he's completely bald through no choice of his own.

My world is a wheelchair, sitting strain
Savage arthritis, all my joints up in flames
Aspirin can I take, for the pain
Battered dentures chew a piece of wild game
At the next show - I suppose it'll snow
All my drool and cankered ear lobe
Despite all my rage I am still just fat and old aged
Although I am glad my money for retirement's saved
Despite all my rage I am still just fat and old aged
Now I'm naked, nothing but wrinkles
But I can shake them, for just one more show
And not what you want, diaper to change
And wet I have got
When I feel the shame
At the next show-I suppose it'll snow
All my drool and cankered ear lobe
Despite all my rage I am still just fat and old aged
Although I am glad my money for retirement's saved
Despite all my rage I am still just fat and old aged
Tell me I'm senior citizen
Tell me there's no older one
Jealous is your grandson
Tell me I'm the senior citizen
Jealous is your grandson of mine
Despite all my rage, I am still fat and old aged
And would you just look at the money I saved.


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