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Altered Lyrics : The Clash : I'm So Gorged On The USA
All altered lyrics by Zoe O'Brien

I'm So Gorged On The U.S.A.
(I'm So Bored With The U.S.A. , from The Clash)

This is a joke on "Bored" because The Clash didn't seem too bored with the U.S.A. at all.
To anyone offended by this : don't have a fit. This is one of my favourite bands so
take it with a gram of salt or something.

Yankee movies
I watch em all the time
Seen the lot and just what I want is
A life of guns and crime
Yankee celebrities
Their images do rule
I slagged them off to all my friends
But I really think they're cool

I'm so gorged on the U.S.A
So what can I do?

Yankee military
The villains of the world
I wear their macho gung-ho gear
With a draft dodge banner unfurled
Never mind the bollocks now
Let's watch Elvis in capes
Uncle Sam's a hypnotist
That I just can't escape

I'm so gorged on the U.S.A
So what can I do?

Mimic Bickle
For the U.S.A.
Make like Rambo
In the U.S.A.

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